It’s Actually an 8 to 5

$18.00

This shirt has it all: Letters, gold glitter, Dolly. The queen herself doesn't deserve to be lumped in with the cesspool of billionaires when she's out here in these streets supporting art programs at underfunded schools of color, giving free books to kids, paying college tuition for her employees, and even helping fund research and production for the Moderna vaccine. The only way Dolly is going to space is on the back of a sick steel guitar riff and a wailing chorus.

(All shirts are pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Designs are heat transfer vinyl. Wash inside out for best results. Satisfaction guaranteed.)